Spend the rest of your life complaining “How come his name isn’t Gary Farside?” and saying things like “I thought his name was supposed to be Gary Farside?” - it’s your duty.

Your grandmother seems awesome.

And strong, assuming she lifted that book herself. It’s heavy as fuck.

Edit: My mistake. It looks like that edition is less than three pounds. I was thinking of this edition:

…which weighs almost twenty pounds.

Edit 2:

I’m sorry, I should have been more considerate of readers who don’t know imperial units. That would be 23 vs. 182 golf balls, for paperback vs. hardback editions.