Did Tolkien write this?

Reply: Yes, your broscovian dignifier needs to be complanded into your tertuary account and then transfered to your strawman account to be used as negotiable instrument against the Necromancers with aid from Usidore the Blue, master of magical delights.

Oh, it’s replevin? You’re fucked, dude.

The genius is asking for advice.

I think we’re no longer allowed to offer the advice they need…