who else put “The Onion announces that it’s no longer doing satire and instead will focus on reporting the actual news because shit is just that fucked up” on their bingo card?

"In light of these interests—including, most importantly, his overarching responsibility for the United States’ national security and foreign policy—President Trump opposes banning TikTok in the United States at this juncture

We are all going to reap what you are allowing to sow. Fucking Americans.